You are not too old to screw around ..
You know what they say about not shitting in the house where you live. This usually refers to someone who screws around with his staff, usually his subordinates, in the same office or organisation. The expression is funny; where else can you shit if its not in your house ? Anyway, the other day, I read somewhere that the Managing Director of IMF with a lofty sounding name of Dominique Strauss-Kahn was having an affair with an IMF executive. Today, according to his wife the affair was a one-night stand. If that was the case, then the woman involved must be working as a part time prostitute.
Not long ago, Paul Wolfowitz of the World Bank was disgraced for having an affair with a Tunisian executive working in the same institution. And before this, a certain Harry Stonecipher, formerly the CEO of Boeing, was dismissed for having an affair with a Boeing executive.
I am waiting for the person with the double-barrelled name to be dismissed with ignominy.
Update 09/10/2011 Sunday: Retribution has finally caught up with Strauss-Kahn when he was arrested in New York, dumped in jail, and was forced to appear in court for having molested a hotel maid in his room. For the indiscretion, he was humiliated and forced to resign as the chief of the IMF. It was sheer luck that his lawyers managed to wangle him out from a long prison sentence in US. He was also accused of trying to molest another woman in France.